• tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
    14·
    10 days ago

    House hunting. I’ve brought a net and a rifle, and need nothing else other than bait. Luckily I know what houses hunger for: money. I’ve thrown a pile of into the road, and now I wait with abated breath for a rogue house to spring my dastardly trap and take the bait. I can practically taste that Victorian brick.

      • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
        3·
        10 days ago

        I almost caught one of those slippery bastards, but he slapped me with an energy efficiency placard and hopped off behind a variable maintenance fee

  • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de
    6·
    10 days ago

    mountain biking, hoping to book some more days off with a broken arm or collarbone or something like that

    • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
      4·
      10 days ago

      What kind of training? I’m fitting to join a gym to be wedding-ready for my cousins wedding in 3 months

        • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
          3·
          9 days ago

          Oh my ex did that, she absolutely loved it and worked up a right sweat. She’d often ask me to join, but I was too much of a lazy git to ever do so.

          I’m a bit competitive/toxic. I can’t just work on something without being seen by others. I’m heavily motivated by the presence of others seeing how hard I’m doing something. It’s sadly gym or nothing for me.

  • Ballissle@lemmy.zipEnglish
    4·
    10 days ago

    I dont get holidays off automatically but booked it off and I am going to see my Gran

  • Mex@feddit.ukEnglish
    3·
    9 days ago

    De weeding the front “garden” ready to not upgrade it again for a another year

  • blackn1ght@feddit.ukM
    3·
    10 days ago

    Thinking of going for a walk with the family somewhere, was thinking the lakes but maybe somewhere a bit closer.

  • Barking@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 days ago

    Am hoping to have a nap or two and probably go feed the ducks and walk around a lake. (Duck food/seed not bread)

    Ducks on a walkway by the lake