• AliceOPMA
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      2 months ago

      At the local Dennys. A customer came out and saw the whole thing and they called…

      • TheMoralNarcissit
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        1 month ago

        …his lonely little brother who been trying to make a girlfriend out of human body parts and duck tape. He told his brother know about the stash he just found and offers to delivery the dead girl in exchange for…

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          1 month ago

          5 pennies so he can buy a popsicle and…

          • TheMoralNarcissit
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            1 month ago

            …a small rocket launcher, which he plans to load it up with the Popsicle to fire and freeze the sun in order to…