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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Ken M on love-making

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Ken M on love-making

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Underwaterbob@lemm.ee
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    Not that it’s that common I’m sure, but my university girlfriend’s best friend could think herself to orgasm. She inspired me to try it, and I’ve come (haha!) pretty close over the years, but never quite there. Might be because I’m a guy. It’s certainly not going to happen in my current middle-age.

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      Woman here. I’ve had sexy dreams that led to me waking up while having a real orgasm, though I wasn’t touching myself or anything.

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      Oh it’s a thing that can be done by some people, maybe even most, though very few can without training. The human brain is both very susceptible to inputs and the thing that controls physiological responses. I know training this is a pretty common goal among hypnosis fetishists

    • boatsnhos615@lemmings.worldBanned
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      … … …

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        SSS?

        • boatsnhos615@lemmings.worldBanned
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          I do apologize, I had a minor stroke from the cringe

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            oh okay, so you’re just a dick then, great.

            • boatsnhos615@lemmings.worldBanned
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              Oh okay, you’re just a bitch then, great. 😊

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  • Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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    The Man, The Myth, The Legend…Ken M.

  • KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world
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    Or, according to Dune author Frank Herbert, from watching a man climb a mountain. (See Heretics of Dune)

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      To be fair, not a single character in the Dune universe is a regular human. They’re the equivalent of those plum-sized GMO strawberries at the grocery store.

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        You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen

      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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        Yes, I choose to believe she was rubbing one out with her prehensile clitoral hood.

        • occhionaut@lemmy.world
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          one hell of a comment

          • LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee
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            In a 100 years it will be completely normal to have painless and routine medical transhuman enhancements. I’m getting a variable sized dick just as a courtesy enhancement!

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              I wouldnt be able to resist saying “go go gadget” every time i get hard for somebody if i had one of those lmfao

              • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiXV_DU0CYU

                • occhionaut@lemmy.world
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                  Her: “Well… guess that’ll do…”

        • frezik@midwest.social
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          I have read all the original books, and I don’t think a prehensile cliteral hood was mentioned, but I would have to read them again to be sure.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        Better, stronger, and with additional erogenous zones in the largest sexual organ, the brain!

      • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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        There are no GMO strawberries for sale. There are none currently approved.

        • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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          Well, they all are, just through the old-school methods of domestication and selective breeding.

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            But that’s not what people mean when they say GMO in this context. Otherwise they would use GMO in front of every food item name unless they were referring to foraged goods with no domesticated equivalent.

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      Lmao those books got real weird after Children of Dune

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      I’m pretty sure that was in God Emperor. Heretics is the one where that same man acquires super sex powers that are so powerful he can overwhelm the sex powers of a clan of violent sex women and subjugate them to his will.

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    According to reliable pictures I’ve seen online, a lot of women can achieve orgasm through salad alone.

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    Lmao I was flabbergasted until I realized it was Ken M

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    Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended in any room that has a vacuum cleaner in it.

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      Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended in any room

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        Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended

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          Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be 🗡️

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        deleted by creator

  • psmgx@lemmy.world
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    So, uh, what article is this? Asking for a friend

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    Everyone loves a little horsey surprise

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    Usually just flip on some Murder She Wrote when I need to get my Dick in the mood. Been married 43 years come November.

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    Woah, can we get a tag for this or something!? I started to read the ribald words and almost got the vapors!

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    Every girl knows what KEN’s problem is…

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