The trick is to put half in one end, and the rest in the other.
Spit roasting pizza
Now you are the calzone.
Panzerotti watches intently.
What are you doing, step-pizza?!
Like this?
Or this?
Ok, so I THOUGHT I clicked on this article, “Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens to beat up Sarah McBride on day before Trans Day of Remembrance” and your comment being on top confused the hell out of me.
So like, pepperoni in one and sausage in the other? I’m game.
is it, though?
a stomach can stretch upto 4 litres in capacity when pushed (one source). that’s 4000cm³ (or 244 cubic inches).
to fill that capacity, the volume of a pizza needs to be 4000cm³ or 244 inch³.
take πr²h = 4000 for thin crust pizzas, if we assume the average height of pizza and toppings as 1cm, our equation simplifies to πr² = 4000; which gives the radius of the pizza as around 36 cms – or a diameter of 72 cms (or 28").
if we take a thicker pizza of an average crust thickness of 1", then our equation for square inches simplifies to πr² = 244. which gives us a radius of about 9" or a diameter of 18".
since most pizzas top out at 12"-14" diameter (thin and thick crust volume varying between 700cm³ to 2600cm³), if anything, we’re nowhere near achieving our full potential!
Yeh fr I’m not very tall and I’m very lean and I could easily crush a 14 inch pizza if I wanted to.
I once saw a guy drink 10 litres of water in a contest. He had to puke afterwards, but anyway, a stomach can hold more than 4 litres.
Wikipedia claims that the observed extreme maximum was 15 liters.
Mythbusters once claimed that you couldn’t die from drinking mentos and coke when they tests a pig stomach’s capacity, oh man did that thing stretch like crazy, but they failed to account for flow from stomach into lungs while overfilling. In fact, merely a few liters could potentially prove fatal to a small untrained frame, such as those who died from the milk jug challenge.
You forgot that the crust is essentially foam, so it packs even smaller inside the stomach!
Or does it expand when it hits the stomach juices?
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself.
When I was 8 years old, my sister ordered an XL pizza from papa johns. And I said “Ok…but what are YOU having?” She laughed it off as me saying I’d eat the whole thing myself. I saw no joke. So I made her order a second pizza for herself. She got a small. And when I was done with my pizza, I ate half of her pizza. She then accused me of playing some prank on her. She searched her apartment up and down claiming I was hiding the pizza somewhere. I was like “YOU WATCHED ME EAT MOST OF IT!!!”
My stomach did not have an “off” button. At least not until decades later when they removed 2/3rds of my colon. Now I can eat something small to medium sized and feel like I’m full.
But back then? I honestly think if you’d have put 10 XL pizzas in front of me, I’d have eaten them all if I liked the toppings. Then asked for snacks later.
I think the true horror isn’t that you at an entire XL pizza, but that you ate an entire XL Papa Johns pizza. No one should do that to themselves.
Well, this was back in the 90s. Back when they were still good.
If the diameter is not at least 40cm, it’s not a pizza for me.
id like to see someone eat my large pizza
its about 4x the volume of a standard 15inch pizzaThat is a nice totato soup breadbowl!
What does your pizza look like?
theres prolly about the same amount of sauce on this that there is on a standard new york pizza, and in the same place. the cheese and toppings are whats inside.
There are no toppings. Only insideings. 🤤
this is why i call it an actually pizza pie… they say ‘pie’ in new york like it means something.
Both are discs
That looks like a bread bowl with tomato soup. I would eat it, but I would not call it a pizza.
Edit: I swear I replied from my inbox without looking at the other comments and based on the second pic you posted, I’d say it looks like a quiche lorraine, but with tomato sauce instead of bacon and onions.
its all cheese/toppings. same amount of sauce as on any pizza.
Do you deliver?
I know it is one of those odd american pizzas but this looks like tomato soup in a bread bowl. Or perhaps some sort of not sweet pie
its actually mostly cheese (~2.5lbs of it). theres very little sauce on top of thee second crust
e. heres a cutaway
Well all pizzas are savory pies.
This is what is known as a Chicago-style deep dish pizza, where the cheese and “toppings” are layered under the sauce.
If there is a second crust between the cheese and sauce it is referred to as a “stuffed pizza”
Or I call it, “guest pizza.” Cause I only ever eat it when someone from out of town comes in. Chicago thin crust is where it’s actually at.
Give it to me right goddamn now
We don’t measure pizza in centimeters. We measure it in slices.
That makes no sense at all! I can cut a 3" pizza into 42 slices.
I don’t make the rules.
It kinda sounds like you do though…
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Imagine a dude that has never been on ADHD meds suddenly being given some.
I lost 10kgs already. Still looking to lose 10 more. Like you said - eat pills, stop being hungry / stop the feeling of wanting to eat. Then eat one meal, and be alright till very late in the night.
I eat like shit - burgers, pizza, potato chips, gummies. I am able to limit calories and not feel like shit for most of my day. It’s amazing.
Damn that post pizza clarity must be crazy
Professional eaters? People get paid to eat stuff fast?
I wasn’t the most popular growing up and I remember becoming popular and developing a larger friends group in late high school. Above all, I remember going out for pizza when I was 17. At home, we always shared a small (frozen or delivery or restaurant) pizza - me, my sister, and my mom. Eating pizza meant having a slice or two for dinner (with salad, there was always salad). So this also always meant prior discussions on the toppings. Therefore, going out with new friends, I was highly confused why no one was really engaging in my question about what kind of toppings they want, everyone was just stating what they want and gonna get and I was hella confused. When it occurred to me that everyone was going to order a whole pizza for themselves I couldn’t believe it. I don’t remember what happened next, I only remember the horrible realization that everyone is going to buy a pizza and eat this food, that to me was absolutely meant to be shared, by themselves like psychopaths, a whole family meal, for each person. And that this was the normal way to do it. As I said, I don’t know what happened next, but I don’t really like pizza to this day - maybe something happened that day, I don’t know.
Thank God I found a spouse who likes to share a small pizza and can’t have more than 2-3 slices tops either.
I don’t know if what your friends did was normal. Normal for them maybe. Every group of people I’ve shared pizza with its always been a discussion and been shared. Larger pizzas are cheaper by area, so it’s best to get a few of the largest size and split them instead of everyone getting a small to themselves.
Some restaurants just sell individual pies now. I usually get a few meals out of one.
Any pizza is a personal pizza with enough determination
I don’t know what this means and I am to afraid to ask
Instructions unclear, this ketchup is burning my ass
Watch “Beard meets Food” on YT and learn.
Came here to say this, the man is a mutant.
I usually watch Raina Huang or Katina Eats Kilos. But BMF is really impressive.
Dominos used to have a large pizza for $5 and a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill was 1.99
I feel personally attacked
If you weigh 200lb and eat 2lb of pizza you are approximately 1% pizza.
How many inches constitutes a “large” nowadays?
In the U.S., the convention set by the national chains are small (10"), medium (12"), and large (14"), with some having extra large (16") as an option. Most local places will follow that convention as well.
More than 8" and the girls keep smiling.
14"
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