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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 6 months ago

Bat Drip

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    I worked at a pet store in college. There was a really chill baby king snake there that I’d hang out with when I was working the cash register. He’d loop around my neck and just hang out like a little snake necklace for hours. Scared the shit out of a few customers who thought he was a piece of jewelry until he moved 😅

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Jealous! Way better than a lap cat on so many levels…

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    wow a bat flittered into me in my office hallway today, awkward flight like a moth, weighed practically nothing when it hit my leg. it was hairy and cute with black ears. i brought it outside. then i go on lemmy and see a fricken bat necklace.

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      A bat being active during the day and colliding with you is very abnormal behavior. If rabies exists where you are (this includes the UK for bats) see a doctor ASAP. Like, I wouldn’t go to bed without doing it. It’s possible for you to be bitten without feeling it because of how small they are, and disorientation is a sign of rabies in bats.

      It’s totally fixable even if it did have rabies and bite you, you just have to go get a (normal, NOT in the stomach) post-exposure shot.

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        you’re very right. i went and got the first shot. will need 4 total.

        • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’m glad you got seen by a doctor!

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            deleted by creator

            • Copythis@lemmy.world
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              We did it guys!

              • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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                seriously, i’m realizing now this might have saved my life.

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                  I’m glad we brought it up and glad you took it seriously!

    • ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca
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      Did it hit any bare skin? Might be a good idea to get shots for rabies. Bat bites and scratches can be so small we don’t feel them.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I agree with the others. Get a shot now. The survivability if rabies is virtually 0 when symptoms show up

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        Wait? Somebody survived rabies after symptoms show up?!

        • TassieTosser@aussie.zone
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          One girl did after they put her in an induced coma and hopped her up on antivirals. The treatment was called the Milwaukee Protocol but has only worked once.

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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            Still sounds awful.

            I’m so glad my doc insists on jabbing me with almost every single vaccine he can get his hands on.

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          IIRC, there’s one tribe of humans somewhere that regularly survives rabies, but it’s some pretty entrenched genetics that they can’t replicate yet.

          But beyond that, it’s basically a sure thing you’ll die.

    • Infomatics90@lemmy.ca
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      bats just look scary up close flying if your not used to it, but yeah they look like moths. source: used to see bats in old friends farm house.

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    “Bat drip” does not sound like something I want anywhere near my mouth if I’m being honest.

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    This is how I imagine half this sub spends their nights, the other half are sobbing at a 47 page scientific papers incorrect usage of the word “disambiguation”

    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Disambiguate it for us. We don’t know what it means.

      • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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        It’s when you write a diss track to take down the ambiguity

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          yoo o/ drag 🐉

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    One person’s perk is another person’s nightmare.

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      Removed by mod

  • Nounka@lemmy.world
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    Now… That is the cutest thing i saw today. And this afternoon i learned about mini cows. So that sais a lot.

  • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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    Imagine working in a gorilla sanctuary.

    • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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      or a sperm bank

      • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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        Show me a single law that does not permit the wearing of a tasteful pearl necklace.

    • kerrypacker@lemmy.world
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      Tiny gorillas hanging on my neck.

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    Hello, Covid-24!

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      In bat or other animal sanctuaries, all animals are checked and treated by vets, they are not a risk for the workers there.

      Like this Lord of the Night

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        OH MY GOD IS THAT A BAT SHAPED PACIFIER?! I CANNOT CONTROL MY CUTE AGGRESSION RIGHT NOW!

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      Is she eating those?

      • Hux@lemmy.ml
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        Eating? No, of course not.

        Look at this as the bat-world’s equivalent of that that Piper Perri meme.

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      Can’t believe the writers left us hanging for a sequel for so long!

  • Knelt6526@lemmynsfw.com
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    Illegally cute 🥺

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      Illegally smol bats?

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    I’m genuinely envious.

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    That’s so adorably batty!

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    Holy bat-bling!

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    +2 for baby bats

    -1 for Papyrus

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