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At least they get cute little parachutes

If I don’t laugh I might die

Anyone know any scary stories?

I mean, they were racist too. I don’t think that there’s anything native Americans endured that Australian Aborigines didn’t have just as bad. Iirc the Aborigines were legally considered “flora and fauna” or something like that.

I can clone her…

Yeah just walk in there and start throwing tables, you know like Jesus would

slalom

I’ve always liked this one. Would honestly look sick on a t-shirt

Don’t listen to the haters, the only one who needs to accept you is you, girl

Probably ginger beer. I’ll even squeeze some lime in there if I want a Moscow mule hold the Moscow.

smh

yeah dude and what’s your problem??

Well there’s a discrete number of hairs on that rodent thing, depending how the barber rounds they’ll have to cut the last hair eventually. Unless they only cut half of the last hair?

Date in the corner says 2015

ooh there’s layers to this one

I mean I’m not saying that you’re an expert, but my us highschool education regarding nuclear fission was pretty handwavy, and won’t come up again in most careers

whatever I want

For sanitary reasons, you should bring your own pencil