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I didn’t cry when my father died…but I only ever met him about 5 times in my life so maybe that’s got something to do with it.

In fact it was quite funny when I was told. It went a bit like this:
I got a phone call from my much old brother who basically said “Sorry to ruin your holiday but Dad’s died”.
“Oh shit, how is mum taking it?”
“…Why?”
“Because dad’s dieeee…wait. Do you mean our father. Or our stepdad?”
“Father.”
“Oh, ha. Nevermind then. Phew. Right I’m going skiing. See you when I get back.”

(On a not so funny note our father was a wife and child beating serial cheater. So, ha, still glad he’s dead.)

Now when my mum died I was ugly crying and wailing like a starving baby. And I still cry about it a few times a year every year for the last 10 years since she left us…but in private.

During her diabolically evil reign as the British PM some of the press dubbed her “thatcher thatcher, Milk Snatcher”.
Which is far more polite than she ever deserved.

My way to improve it would be to add two more panels to it. One would of tRUMP sneakily putting the mask back on the maga’s, the next panel would be of him saying “why are we still talking about Epstein, you bunch of weaklings”

Listen, I DIDN’T COME HERE TO BE EDUCATED…but I’m enjoying it. Carry on.

I completely and wholeheartedly disagree.
Whatever he does wrong -which is basically everything-, whether it is big or small, should be attacked and questioned whenever and wherever possible.
He’s fond of using the word witch-hunt and he should be hunted down like the ‘witches’ of times past.

If that was the last president or Obama making a similar mistake the media would be yelling from the rooftops about being fit to lead but because it’s Fatboy Tangerine it’s ok. NO, fuck that bullshit. Don’t let him get away with anything. No matter how little.

The reason he gets away with the big shit he pulls is because he has never had consequences for the small stuff. He should never be forgiven nor let off, not one little bit. Letting him off this goof just because he’s a convicted rapist is not the way to go about things, especially when it’s dementia ridden narcissists like him.

What should happen is pulling him up on everything and hounding him about everything until his decrepit excuse for a heart explodes.

He’s a thief? Wow, the person who steals from a charity is a thief!!?!! Anyways you guys better watch him around top secret documents, you don’t want to steal any of them (and then store them in an unlocked toilet next to a fax machine so he can easily fax them to other hostile governments for money or just because he’s an imbecile).

The thing is if we don’t give them shit for everything, even the small stuff, then that’s how they get away with bigger things.
The “Don’t worry about X thing because they’ve done far worse thing” approach is basically forgiving them for the X thing.
Her, and any politician or representative, should be better not worse then the normal people if the world.

Also firstly she was vaping in the theatre and was asked not to.
She then gave her bloke a hand job. And then after numerous people complained about it all she was asked to leave.
Then she did the “don’t you know who I am” shouty thing to the theatre staff as she was being escorted out.
Then she denied doing any vaping or inappropriate sexual stuff in the theatre and called it witch-hunt, and it was only when the video of it came out did she stop being a cunt about it.

So, yeah, we should definitely be giving her shit for this every day until she fucks off.

And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.

Completely agree, and the stonkingly overinflated ego on them to even contemplate an inking of the idea that society would collapse just because some scummy paedo cunts get some well deserved comeuppance is astonishing.

Christ, fucking baboons do a better job keeping their societies running more smoothly then these kiddie fiddling chucklefucks.
Plus there would be many more people chomping at the bit to do their ‘jobs’, but do it better.

Send the nonces to prison, fuck sake.

“I can forgive someone being a 34 times convicted felon, a grifting conman, a toddler brained schoolyard bully who shits themselves, a proven and convicted rapist, an obvious racist, a person with well over 20 different court cases about sexual assault, a very verrrrry failed ‘business’ man, a person who raped his wife Ivana when his hair transplant went wrong, a russian agent and traitor, a person who cheats at golf, a treasonous thief of top secret documents, a daughter lusting pervert, a person who was Epsteins best friend, a pussy grabbing letch, a multi times bankrupted imbecile, an ‘alleged ;⁠-⁠);⁠-⁠)’ violent gang rapist of a 13 year old youngster, a paedo who ogles undressed young girls in competitions at his hotel …but, BUT there is one thing I will not and can not forgive and that is using an autopen!!! The horror! Th…the, frankly, the communism of it! It just will not stand!!”

Don’t worry. I’d buy a shit ton of extra TVs so I could watch it from every angle and not miss a single second of it.

That is absolutely useless advice. Guys, if you are worried about the cuts then simply just make more money to give to your insurance companies! Or ask daddy for a bigger trust fund.
See, easy.

Right, I’m tired after giving you that FREE advice so I’m off to my second holiday home for a week or two to recharge my batteries before my annual month summer holiday.

Hey, tRUMP has conviction! 34 felony convictions (⁠☞ﾟ⁠∀ﾟ⁠)⁠☞ ☜⁠ ⁠(ﾟ⁠∀ﾟ⁠☜⁠ ⁠)

The right hand side panel is 100% impossible.

The words from the obese TurdNugget in that panel are far too concise. There are no unnecessary rambling tangents or word salads vomiting out from his disgusting face. Which is impossible for the mushy brained orange toddler.

Paywall. Any other links?

Hard disagree.

Everyone should be calling him a rapist, because he is.
Also they should be talking about all the court cases for the rapes and sexual assaults as well.

Ok, no, it won’t change any maga ‘minds’. They are too far gone, but I’m sure there are a lot of people out there that don’t know he’s a convicted rapist.
And if they don’t know that then they won’t know about all the other ‘alleged’ 😏😏 rape and sexual assault cases

Good idea.
On an unrelated note, {grabs knife}, where do you live exactly?

There is already one and he leads it.

Tacky ‘golden’ rapist kit.

Balaclava with ‘golden’ thread around the holes.
Pair of ‘real’ faux leather gloves with your initials sewn on to the back in the same golden 😏😏 thread.
Chloroform bottle with a plastic gold coloured cap (alternatively just buy his shitty perfume, it’s the same fucking thing)
1 weapon of choice: knife, bat, rope. Whichever you choose will be lightly wafted with some gold spray paint from a rattle can.

Hey, I like him!!

J/k, he’s a cunt.