The one dude that never feels the edibles.

sprays loch ness monsta spray

Not today!

“Nothing will fundamentally change.”

That’s their vision.

Savagery in simplicity. I dig your style.

For the Watch

For the love of God.

I’ve got the papers if you’ve got the sluts!

“Ever notice how these ‘pro-life’ people are the types you’d never wanna fuck in the first place?”

-St. George Carlin

But what if your spoon is too big?

Bull needs roller skates.

Goat needs gloves.

Any and all of them.

Because i don’t like people, and that goes double for crowds of em.

Yeah, i read it and immediately thought of a baby walking down a dirt road with a bindle, like the end of the hulk tv series.

“Too many” “quotes” in that “tweet.”

On the next episode of White People Renovating Becoming Houses!

“It shrinks?”

Osho said it best.

Called it.

I had a coworker get personally escorted from Gordon Ramsey’s restaurant in Vegas for requesting ketchup with his steak.

Get two scooters and stack 'em. That doubles their weight capacity.

Weebl made a song, too.