Ook.

Ook, ook-ook?

Because then they would have to live in it, and would theoretically stop burning it down.

I don’t know if “best” feels right, but I can see the upside. Of course, then they’d be immortal overlords, and that probably wouldn’t go well either.

HAVE YOU PROCESSED UPGRADING YOUR TARGETING ALGORITHM TO INCREASE YOUR HIT RATIO?

Naw, my 6th grade was on the ground floor and so is my house. I read at the same level.

I re-watched Idiocracy recently… it was smarter than this.

Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.

I agree. The middle of the bell curve is woefully inadequate. Those dingalings.

Yes, that is what the clueless executives think.

I’ve never worked with a junior developer that was worse than AI is now. It’s often confidently wrong and can do so much damage, all while winning the politics battle without trying.

This phrasing of “received his letter” made me think of a new, unwelcome meaning for Hogwarts.

Are you often angry? Do you suspect your wives have all hated you? Was your cameo in a popular movie sequel unsatisfying? Anxious about your smell or going to prison?

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Seriously. We could at least have gotten the hot-lady-midriff version of evil empire. 🙄

Some of us prefer “light in the bootloader” as a euphemism

That’s fair. They’re behind, but definitely playing. “Apple Intelligence” has been around for a year, just badly under-developed.

Apple plans to ‘significantly’ grow AI investments, Cook says | TechCrunch

“We see AI as one of the most profound technologies of our lifetime. We are embedding it across our devices and platforms and across the company. We are also significantly growing our investments,” CEO Tim Cook said on the Q3 2025 earnings call with investors.

The seven primary companies that are trading around the same tens of billions of “investment” and “credits” are worth 34% of the S&P 500.

Apple, Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Nvidia, Meta, Tesla.

All of them are betting HARD, because CEO types think they can be first to market with the singularity and win. (That may be oversimplifying a bit, but every one of these companies is run by Nazi collaborators. Make stupid calls, win shitty reputation.)

Gross.

Some of us want to swim in Havasu sometimes.

Alternately, no.

You’re asking an awful lot of the vestigial logic processes in the conservative mind