

My cat likes to jump onto my balls while I am fast asleep at 4am and then walk up my body to meow directly in my face before she shakes her head violently and gets little cold droplets of drool all over me.
It’s just lovely.
I’ve started “trapping” her under the blanket and wrapping my body around her. She enjoys it for a few minutes before she’s trying to escape at which point she leaves me alone until my alarm goes off.
Pocket knife and a zippo.