For a couple of years there were accounts where all the comments they made had a theme, usually the username was related. That’s how ShittyWatercolor started; someone would describe something in a comment and that would make shitty watercolor artwork of it.

There were tons of them. I remember another that would replace words in the comment with a link to a Magic the Gathering card where the title of the card would fill in the rest of the sentence.

There was another that would

witre cmeomtns lkie tihs 

so your brain could read them even though nothing was spelled properly.

There were a few threads where they’d Assemble like the Avengers and it would be a bunch of folks all playing off one another. It was glorious, and then it all just kind of faded away…

New dystopian achievement unlocked:

Age verification for bird watching.

I know I wasn’t there that early, but I was around for rage comics, Spacedicks, and the rise & fall of the novelty accounts.

We had one of those, too!

We didn’t create every single classroom, we just had doors that wouldn’t open, but the gyms, library, and cafeteria were there.

I was reddit faithful for over a decade. Lemmy is like reddit’s early days, I recognize users across multiple communities - people haven’t completely closed themselves off into tiny echo chambers so discussions are actually discussions, and not brigading agreements.

Yep. Snowflake because they have a complete meltdown under just a little bit of heat.

I remember reading about some crazy military guy that was like charging machine guns with a bayonet and winning, or something equally absurd. He was like the one Centurion that lived three ages later and is now like the best guy in the army.

Can’t think of his name & I need to go to bed since I’ve had like 3 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours so I can’t fall down the “crazy military story” rabbit hole right now. I’m sure someone smarter than me can link a Wikipedia page.

Anyway, that dude definitely had a touch of the 'tism.

Govellius: Valley of Doom on Sega Master System.

I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

Can it launch a 40mm… “potato”?

I would bet they have the “non existent” list & were trying to get her to confirm their hit list… Then they can say “These names were confirmed” even though those were the only ones they asked about.

I’ll be your polar opposite…

I’ll dig a little trap door spider cave, bury a tiny house, and go full yokai.

If you’re touched by the ouRKaoS, you get 100 years of bad luck for you and your heirs…

When guests over stay their welcome, I get a text message & start stalking MF’s.

There’ll be a couple of R’s on her list, but they’ll either be dead or no longer in power.

10 hr comment reading ASMR

It’s fun & lighthearted without being too difficult, with an interesting core mechanic.

Scarlet Maiden in another fun one; A rougelite Metroidvania - like a NSFW Dead Cells w/ lower difficulty.

Take me to the dungeon has way more strategy involved than I expected…

I’m sitting there trying to figure out the best path to reload cards while getting extra items and all of a sudden: slowly zooming spike pit crotch cam!

Oh yeah, this is a porn game…

Flipwitch is a fantastic Metroidvania that I can’t talk about to my “normal” gaming friends, even though I’d love to recommend it.

My favorite thing in this game was how everyone would orient themselves differently. There was no “the enemy gate is down” mentality, you’d come around a corner and people would be at some weird, sideways angle and you’d think “wait, that’s supposed to be ‘down’?” Right before shooting them in all 3 of their polygons.

Good times

That’s the “Escort” part.

At the high end, escorts have to go to events, dress well, be able to hold an interesting conversation, and essentially be in a relationship for a predetermined amount of time. Sometimes sex isn’t even part of the equation.

The amount of people who fake seizures or passing out is staggering.

I’ve delivered a fair share of sternum rubs, and only one time did they not pop awake immediately, but the city has dispatched an ambulance, fire engine, and a couple police cars to the house.

As a side note: everyone should learn basic rescue techniques like CPR, so people stop throwing water in someone having a medical emergency. They are now having a medical emergency while being soaking wet.