They teach it at Turkish schools.

It’s true. Habitually saying “please.” thank you," “hello” to people can open a lot of doors. Also, it’s just amazing in an awful way just how many people are not doing this.

Getting some serious Stalin vibes here.

Stare into the abyss for long enough, and the abyss will start staring into you.
Or whatever that means.

Geez, that’s some dedication. And where do you even get 64 working floppy drives?

pngcrush gets it down to 21.1 kB with no loss of quality.
I tried posting the file, but Lemmy converts it to the atrocious webp format automatically.
EDIT: JPEG-XL clocks in at just 16.3 kB, again with no loss of quality.

This is very obviously a US-centric meme, as evidenced by the first word in the header, “milennials.”

Phase 2 - annexation of other countries, or parts thereof - is yet to start. Surely that would serve to quieten the home front, not to mention to make the rich even richer, by an awful lot. Hell, we’ll get to see the world’s first trillionaire for sure.

Nice racket. First you pay the airlines for their tickets, then the ICE with your tax dollars to buy your data from said airlines.

Dope Pope Bob

Dating sites besieging their users with bots and fake profiles.

I used to live in an eerily similar setup, but additionally, the floor was made of tile that was as hard as diamond. And that made it no good for phones, plates… anything, really. They’d bust into pieces like they’ve been dipped in liquid nitrogen.
Also, is the mattress on the right inflatable? I used to have one like this.

I don’t see you guys rating
The kind of mate I’m contemplating
I’d let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you