They have human hands because flippers pose a difficult problem when trying to choke a motherfucker out.

Because I have seen people in real life with this anxiety:

99% of us in retail give no fucks. You’re one of the hundreds, if not thousands, of faces we might see in a day. Your purchasing habits, your kinks, your personality quirks, need to be super weird/memorable for you to even begin being recognizable.

You making a thing out of it makes it stand out more than just letting it pass. You might get a smile or a giggle in the moment, but within 5 minutes you’re just some stranger who came through the line.

Thank you for not using light content.

The flashbangs are starting to do severe damage.

If they actually pull the trigger? Sure.

I remember damn near 10 years ago sitting in a conference room hearing about how in 2 years, we’d be making the electric ID van in the States. Then it was 4 years, we’re building a mirror plant in 4 years, making electric Passats, with Atlas’ to follow.

I know people are just dying to get in, but have you seen the public transit? Train crashes happen at least once a week. And what’s with the locals? Everyone I meet on the streets looks pale as a corpse, shambling around, and going feral over every piece of meat they see.

That is somebody’s completely undisguised fetish, and to that person, you do you, but being upfront about your smut sells better.

Sweet, we can get that gif of the kid rolling down the hill in UHD.

My first experience of true betrayal by a video game.

Yeah, give me the option to teleport things, or even just myself, I am doing the most mundane shit with it. Decide I don’t want to walk up the steps? Teleport. Forgot something and don’t want to turn to grab it? Teleport.

Alright, time to burn down all of Finland. Just reduce everything to ash. In fact, nuke the ash after we’re done. Maybe add some salt after that. Nothing can live there anymore.

We’ll just be extra careful this time, can’t have a second Australia situation.

Worth it, though.

It’ll really tie the room together.

I kinda hate that I love it. Wouldn’t work just anywhere, but a dive bar kinda setup? It just adds more character.

If someone goes to another team after this, would they be considered half-chub?

Huh. So that’s what happened to Kaiba after that final duel with Atem in the afterlife.

Good for her.

A clogged drain needs to be taken seriously. Not only does it render at least one drain useless, improper de-clogging can lead to the blockage simply moving further down the plumbing system, and that can cause even more issues.

Plumbing is not a joke. Be up front with your sexual desires.

Now I’m wondering if this is a regional thing. When I was introduced to beer cheese, it was as a thick dipping sauce made with several cheeses and Blue Moon. That has been the most common option I’ve encountered, though the beer varies. Had some done with Guinness, surprisingly good flavour.

Though that does sound absolutely fucking delicious. I’m gonna have to make something like that sometime.

Realistically speaking, would they even be able to support a body that large on those types of wings? Or would they have to evolve some form of rigid structure like a bird or bats wings?

Soup?

Beer cheese is best served akin to a fondue, with salted soft pretzel rods to act as a vehicle to move deliciousness to the mouth.

I’m torn. On one hand, yeah, this makes it easier for players who were turned off by past titles as frustrating, brutal experiences.

Yet that is equally the world Pathologic puts you in. One that is brutal, unflinching and unforgiving. One where you may be shanked for a bottle of water, where you have to decide who is worth saving. One where, if you make a mistake, you live with it until the curtain falls. Better luck next show, hope you get it right this time, here’s a bit of the script to help you remember. One where doing what feels like the right thing in the moment can be proven wrong down the line.

It sounds pretentious, but I’ve had a hard time looking at the Pathologic series as games over just interactive experiences, something more akin to CYOA novels. Things with brutal failure states you may not realize you triggered until chapters later.

I have cats just under a year old, this is their first summer with eyes open. We’ve had a few fireflies get into the house, and watching them go nuts once they notice this weird flashing bug has been the highlight of my night lately. All 5 of them running in a little pack, eyes wide. Every time they light up, all the cats stop and just stare. It blows their little minds, and I love it.