Then one day she tried that on Zeus who was in disguise as a normie and… well it turned out like you’d expect.

He got her pregnant?

(checks wikipedia) He killed her?? That’s actually not what I had expected…

I tried making a post earlier asking about whether the Legacy of Kain remakes are any good. I don’t have any nostalgia for them so I don’t know if these remasters are updated enough that I could enjoy them or if I’d just find them clunky and annoying. I’ve heard great things about the story though, so I’m tempted.