AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoI wonder if you'd be able to speak more clearly if your parents were second cousins instead of first.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI wonder if you'd be able to speak more clearly if your parents were second cousins instead of first.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoOops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareOops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou're an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous mother fucker.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou're an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous mother fucker.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou look like you struggle with simple tasks.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou look like you struggle with simple tasks.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoGood story, but in what chapter do you shut up?message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareGood story, but in what chapter do you shut up?AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Deflated0ne@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoYou are a tragic waste of functioning organs.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou are a tragic waste of functioning organs.Deflated0ne@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoHey, train wreck, this isn't your station.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareHey, train wreck, this isn't your station.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoThy wit's as thick as Tewksburry mustard.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareThy wit's as thick as Tewksburry mustard.AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoI don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoThe village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoYour actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYour actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoKeep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareKeep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoAhh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareAhh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoYou must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareYou must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoYou are as thick as manure and only half as useful.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou are as thick as manure and only half as useful.AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoYour mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYour mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoThey say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareThey say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 10 months agoAs an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareAs an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?AliceMAEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
