• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
    1·
    1 年前

    I have no idea what this is and I am torn between my curiosity and the preservation of my innocence.

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      1 年前

      Bad dragon sells adult sex toys of a wide variety, most common being dildos. Dildos that are modeled off of dragons or other fantasy-esque creatures.

      I kinda want one.

      Who am I kidding. Not even kinda. I absolutely want one. A specific model and everything. I just cannot remotely afford it and likely never will…

      • De Lancre@lemmy.world
        1·
        1 年前

        I just cannot remotely afford it

        Let be honest, prices is kinda insane there. Imagine someone, who deliberately would tell “oh, $200 for a silicon toy that I will not use more then one time or even probably never, that I wanna buy just for pure esthetic purpose. What a steal!”.

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
          1·
          1 年前

          Use one time? Please. I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me. If I had the money I’d buy it in a fucking heartbeat and have zero regrets. Alas I have already purchased my Christmas gifts for me and even if I saved all that money it wouldn’t add up to one of those dildos. I am what is known as extremely fucking poor.