Okay, people, I know a lot of you saw me crying on my last post about how my roommate fell in love with me and blah blah blah… BUT THINGS CHANGED. Now not only are we still making porn together, but we’re the kings of kinkiness, and honestly? I’m enjoying the attention WAY TOO MUCH.

What happened? Simple: I got tired of faking modesty and embraced my role as a sex god.

My roommate is still crazy about me (yes, he still thinks I’ll flip someday), but now we use it to our advantage. We filmed scenes where he looks at me like I’m his last meal and I… well, I just show why I have half the internet obsessed with this dick.

Numbers don’t lie

• Subscribers? Through the roof.
• Comments? 90% are about my dick (and the other 10% are people crying because they “wish I were him”).
• Money? I bought a Rolex.

And yes, I love every damn comment. Does it turn me on when people tell me I have a “giant, perfect ass-busting cock”? OBVIOUSLY. Does it boost my ego when my roommate gets jealous when I talk to the guys who follow us? DUH.

And him? Well, the fool believes the story that we’re something special, but as long as he keeps sucking on my ego and the profits keep coming in… who cares? After all, I’m not his father to be guarding his feelings.

Of course, no one makes him moan like I do (and he knows it), so in the end, everyone wins:

• Him: He eats the fantasy and my cock
• Me: I eat the money and his ass.
• The fans: They eat the illusion and give us their money.

TL;DR: My best friend is madly in love with me, but since I have the most desirable cock on OnlyFans, I decided to take advantage of it. Shame? HA. The day the money stops coming in, maybe I’ll worry. Until then, blessed be morbidity.