GOP staff aren’t even good at coming up with rumors.

Miller: “THEY’RE ‘ACTION FIGURES’!!!”

He’s a fan of Klaus Barbie.

“How much did you see!?”

“I didn’t see you playing with your dolls agian. Sir!”

Oh for fuck’s sake, let the man enjoy his Barbie dolls.

It’s just a rumor, except it’s true. The dolls are real people though, at least they used to be…

Maybe they’re not rumours