Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
Instructions unclear, am now secretly gay
Just from sitting down to pee once? I knew it
Well, now your out of the closet.
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
The light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
Nightlight. Use it when you’re brushing your teeth too, no bright lights an hour before bed.
That moment? This is becoming my every day!
I have mastered this technique to pro level. Now I fall asleep while sitting on the toilet. 🙃
I accomplish this by keeping a weed pen in the pocket of my robe hanging within reach of the toilet…
I feel this, 1000%
Just pee in bed. Easy solution.
