Once you got the stick, ain’t nobody gonna tell you that you can’t take the rock too.
Stick. No question. No hesitation. That’s a damn good stick.
EZ. Stick.
Bruh the rock is coming regardless. The only question is whether you have room for the stick too
If you don’t have room for the stick inside the house, leave it next to the back door
Oh no. I distract my wife and take them both?
It’s ok. I’ll distract your wife.
Rock. Look at it.
Rock. Then I use it to crack the skull of the dude who took the stick and now I have both.
Stick, I’m better at swinging than I am at throwing.
The rock of course. Why would you want a stick that has the thin proportions of a sword? A thin, lightweight sword only works because of the sharp blade. A “perfect” stick would be more of a straight pole, or have a heavier end for bludgeoning.
I already have a pretty perfect rock. But a perfect stick is a rare find. I think I’ll take another rock
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Depends on where the rock is from or what kind of wood.
Stick.
Stick can go “swoosh” when you swing it.
I have a perfectly round rock. Some of those bouncy balls as well. I confused one for the others, I thought it’d bounce but it broke a tile.
Stick. I can make a perfect rock.
