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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Covfefe

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Covfefe

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

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        Whatever you say, stupidsay-see

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    kitchen scale master race

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    Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

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      Yeah but then he’ll say “my spoon is too big!”

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        With enough coffee he will soon become a banana…

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      One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.

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      I like leaving a 1/4 cup spoon in em. 1/4 cup is 4 tablespoons, so you want 10 it’s just 2 1/2 scoops.

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    You guys can count to 10?

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    Use one hand to scoop and use the fingers on your other hand to count to ten. Then you don’t have to remember.

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      I don’t drink coffee, so maybe I’m too tired to count properly, but don’t most people only have five fingers per hand?

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      What if I need a hand for doomscrolling?

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