LOL

LOL

Lol i scared the shit out of them on some data breach fines one time.

I’d rather have a paper trail anyway.

This. You do not want to be a scapegoat for some higher-ups ego trips

Sand-blaster

Lol dumbass

Lol look at this BS. A bone is, still, a bone. Unless ur a vet

Lol, I cracked. Beautifully done.

Ooh, shit, so only the few who are akshully on the window would scream. Got it.

Now who’s the patsie

Okay then, any suggestions on what brand to buy?

Fridges that split the freezer and fridge on a vertically.

THIS. they call them french doors. Stay away from this bullshit. You don’t need it.

Lol word up

You mean K° F° C° R°epeat

BUULYYYAAAAAAAAT

“I done told yo ass no smoking on the clock!”

LOL, OP was looking for an alternative to streaming platform, not an introduction to this whole new universe of terminal,

Plus, yt-dlp doesn’t work (at least to my knowledge) on a smartphone (maybe on termux? I dunno, haven’t tried it)

Shazam app with youtube.com plus ezmp3.cc

Long answer:

Cloud infrastructure is expensive. You won’t find any free streaming platform.

The best route is to manage your own Playlist manually.

Workflow:

Interesting music playing on radio/party

-‐> shazam to know title and artist 

-‐> search youtube.com for that title and artist 

--> copy url of video that best matches 

--> paste url on ezmp3.cc for converting to audio 

--> await conversion, download generated audio 

--> Use a smart-mp3-tags app to add tags and album art automatically

Prons:

• until now, i’ve paid $0 for music I listen to. Evil bastard, I know. I, however, have bought poweramp for $5. Best purchase yet.
• you will find any music this way no matter how niche and weird it is. Unlike surfing the pirate ship
• bonus: you most definitely will find your favorite audiobooks.

Cons:

• no music discovery features. Which is truly the only downside you can’t replace.
• no backup in case of device loss, so you better make copies manually

Noo, possibly couldn’t, they’re the good guys now

Lol I cracked. Thank you for sharing