







When you do, just tell me what drug it says to inject into which vein.
This is why I never used Ubuntu.


This is like movie companies saying that me pirating a movie cost them money.
Absence of a free thing isn’t going to magic some money into my wallet with which to buy your thing, I’m still broke AF.


Maybe the lost photos are in Zerodrive

Looks quite distressed.
I have 256GB of RAM. Not all in the same machine of course. Much of it not in a machine at all.

How do you do, fellow billionaires?


Do you remember which ship class you mained?
Mine was the gladiator, with a minelayer loadout. Loved to drop in on my team during a fighting retreat and just be a bullet-sponge wall of firepower and mines so they could regroup, heal up, and counterattack.
Paladin was my secondary preferred class.
Today it’s the toothpaste, tomorrow it’s your neighbours penis
LinkedIn: I don’t have “boyfriends”, I have unpaid live-in interns
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”


People who play garbage truck simulator


This, and the fusion thing that turns mercury into gold, are borderline witchcraft.
EUV is etching runes onto stones and trapping lightning and demons inside
Demon I think comes from the Latin meaning “Show” and “money” also comes from “demonstra” to "show or represent value,from in terms of the hellish entity comes from “Demonic spirits” as in "the ones who show themselves, as opposed to the spirits that don’t show themselves. “Monster” comes from monstra, which is from demonstra, a monster is a specific spirit that shows itself.
What if abbreviations are my trigger?


I can’t remember the last time I owned a computer with a cd drive


Bougainvillea are fucking savage, and they grow really fast