This is how my husband is.
Then there’s me, a Detroit: Become Human enjoyer, and I give thanks to Fred, my off-brand roomba, when he does his job well.
This is how my husband is.
Then there’s me, a Detroit: Become Human enjoyer, and I give thanks to Fred, my off-brand roomba, when he does his job well.
As someone who flies frequently due to a mixture of work and living far from family: bless you. You’re a BAMF and I always remember the flight attendants who make the trip dope!
Flying sucks for everyone but attendants make it suck so much less!
Now some of the passengers on the other hand…
Just FYI (and I’m sure you’re careful/keeping watch) if your little orange gremlin accidentally swallows one & you live in the US, it is a COSTLY surgery to fix.
My Shiba Inu ate one a few years ago, it wrapped around her intestines, and it cost us $10K (and then another $5K when she ripped her stitches out a week later. Thank fuck for Care credit T.T)
Just a warning because I don’t want anyone else to experience that kinda stress!
And they are, which is so fucking frustrating. I will never not be salty about Colin Allred losing to him. I really thought they’d be irate over him fleeing Snowpocalypse and Texans actively dying INSIDE their homes in 2021.
But no, he won the fucking popular vote. Again.
Also, as someone who moved from Texas to Cali: Fuck off Fled Cruz we don’t fucking want you or your ilk in this state.
Also, also, I find it extremely funny that he’s leaving Texas ahead of the winter storm again, and I’m heading back to Texas tomorrow to surprise a friend for her birthday. I wish I wasnt living through Snowmaggeden 2: Electric Boogaloo to be quite honest.


Omfg they can (and should) fucking retire at a reasonable place in life, don’t you think?
I just asked my husband what this was, and he launched into a whole lesson about how this title is the end-goal of the bennyjezerit (idk I’m not googling how to spell that lmao, I just know how its pronounced), and its the male version of the bennies.
He also told me that Jessica fucked everything up because she was supposed to have a daughter, and instead chose to have Paul, so she essentially ended a 3000 year old breeding program in its tracks. Icon behavior!


I was wondering if maybe he’d finally knocked some goddamned sense into himself.


Hey, I’m not going to deny that trans and LGB+ rights haven’t garnered more attention lately.
But you said “for the past 3 years”.
I’m sorry…when did the first bathroom bills gain popularity? Was it 2016ish? I feel like it was 2016ish.
Republicans have ALWAYS been obsessed with the genitalia of strangers.
Omg everything my husband does is adorable and cute and makes me happy.
…but I’d be fucking lying if I didn’t have minor annoyance with as much knowledge of GoT, Dune, & Yu Yu Hakusho as I do because of his drunken presentations.
He cute, and even more so when he’s passionate, but goddamn I do not gaf about Paul Atreides.
Goddamnit we’re so fucking stupid.
Stop, really? That’s my home instance but I haven’t seen that on my feed! I hate that if its true and I’ll never stop bitching about ICE!
Chinga La Migra!


Saw these in Paris while visiting. Always thought that every major city should have them. Was hella convenient!
Another W for Mamdani.
I used to do this when we had more than one dog. I also like to say “Don’t play too much Nintendo, clean your rooms, and I left a twenty on the counter for pizza when you get hungry” because I like to pretend its still 1996.
I’ll keep the orange tip in mind for when my last old girl eventually crosses the rainbow bridge, because I definitely want cats next after having doggos for the past 15 years.
I’m so glad this came up on my feed! I’d never heard of Puzzmo before, but this Circuit game hooked me instantly. Solved it in 1:30! The word between “Rescue” and “Accomplished” took me the longest/was my last solve.
I discovered Betweenle on Lemmy too. Ya’ll really do find the best/mosy addicting shit. ♡


Omg this looks fucking DIVINE. I really need to learn how to make pierogi homemade, because rn I rely on Mrs. T’s frozen. They’re dope in a pinch, but obviously not as good as the real shit.
Ive never had spicy pierogi before, though! Or sweet! Only like potato and onion. Whats the filling you used?


Ive never lived in Alabama, but as a woman in the military who was around for the damage he did weaponizing a pro-life rhetoric, I’m so sorry for you.
I really dont believe he’s dumb. I believe he’s straight up evil and thats so much worse. I also hope he doesnt win governorship of Alabama. Good luck out there my friend!

Maybe I’m more optimistic than I should be, but I kind of think its less of a “this affected me and now its a problem” and more of a “this affected me, it sucked, and now I dont want it to happen to anyone else”.
Like, of course she should have woken up sooner, but she could have suffered, been quiet about it, and just let it happen to other people as well. Maybe Im not as cynical as I thought I was.


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No disagreement there. Ugh, I really wish us fans were more willing to send messages to the celebrities we like in general.
Unfollowing/deleting/refusing to buy new content is really the only power we have on our level.
Tbf, if they invited them too late, that’s just bad breadiquette.