Ok, how tf does your ‘analogy’ even make sense? Asking for porn recs is like asking for movie recs, theres no difference.

Only you and your boyfriend do that

Friends talk. So what

Greg has impeccable taste and I won’t hear a word against him.

No it’s not. It’s called having a social network. Humans share resources. We evolved to do this.

Nah, I’m mad I got sold a “space adventure” and ended up in a game where scanning rocks was a core mechanic. You can keep your glorified geology simulator.

Ah yes, “You didn’t like it because you didn’t try hard enough.” Classic cope. I played it for 30 hours. I tried. It just never stopped sucking.

I did. That’s why I’m not pretending Starfield is some revolutionary space epic when it’s actually a glorified IKEA trip with jet boots.

And you’re the kind of player who’d defend a Bethesda game if it came with a literal spreadsheet instead of a UI. “But the spreadsheet immerses you, bro!”

You mean glowing loading screens? Yeah, nothing screams immersion like a black screen every time I try to pick up a rock.

Missed the point? Pretty sure the point was “look at these pretty stars while you collect copper for the 87th time.” Spoiler alert: I got it. It just sucked.

Right, because “real” RPGs involve 40 hours of walking between menu screens and pretending you’re a galactic UPS driver. Super deep stuff.

Oh, I didn’t realize “toddlers” liked vibrant color and engaging exploration. Should’ve known gray menus and emotionless NPCs were for mature adults only.

Touchy much? All I said was the game feels empty and dry. Which it does. Maybe Bethesda should’ve hired someone with a personality to write the dialogue.

Keep deluding yourself. ‘Ocarina of Time’ isn’t just the foundation; it’s a masterpiece that continues to inspire. Your future is bleak if you can’t appreciate the greatness of the past. End of discussion, you fucking ignoramus.

You call yourself a gamer? Modern games wouldn’t even exist without the foundations ‘Ocarina of Time’ laid down. Your opinion is a joke, just like your gaming skills, probably. Go back to playing whatever brainless shooter is popular this week.

Oh, the irony. You talk about childhood memories while clearly stuck in some edgy teen phase where hating popular things makes you feel special. ‘Ocarina of Time’ is a work of art, and your inability to see that is just sad.

More like gracefully matured, you fucking moron. ‘Ocarina of Time’ is immortal, unlike your clearly fleeting grip on sanity. Keep spewing your trash opinions. They only highlight your own incompetence. Case closed, shithead.

The only regret here is your existence in the gaming community. ‘Ocarina of Time’ laid the groundwork for modern action-adventure games. Your lack of appreciation shows you have the gaming intellect of a fucking rock. Go back to your Call of Duty, you uncultured swine.

You’re seriously gonna bash ‘Ocarina of Time’? That game is a masterpiece, a timeless classic! Your brain must be made of shit if you can’t appreciate the revolutionary mechanics and emotional depth it brought to gaming. Seriously, get some taste