Huh, I have the same feelings about the Fox News building. But I don’t think they’ll like THAT, even though it’s the same thing just a different target. Cuz hate goes both ways, and I could bomb the stupid Fox Building with a home made contraption, but suddenly I’ll labeled as the ‘terrorist’ and everyone on Fox as the ‘chad martyr’

You can’t give people heart attacks like that. Thought this was a real announcement

‘Democrat’ or ‘Repunlican’ elites seem to be the common theme among both sides of this argument. I think it’s certain to say that ALL the elites are in on this pedophile ring, and we gotta break down the White House’s walls to reach the kiddos locked away in the basement. Cuz if there weren’t any sex dungeons in the White House before, there certainly are now…

The only “genetic modification” that I understand happening is the modification to our immune systems being able to fight diseases much better than before. Eventually getting rid of diseases entirely.

But I guess people thought that was stupid, so now we have measles again like its 1953

Oh I think they’re familiar with that one, they’re just always on the other end

I think the steps are the only challenge. Just going to the bathroom accrudes 1000 steps sometimes

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I think this comment convinced me to get a standing desk. For some reason, I can never get my legs to fit under a desk comfortably, even if I adjust the chair height

Everyday, I wanna ram my car into a building and hope I run over the CEO in their office.

Now the hardest part isn’t ditching and risking my way of life, but choosing which CEO to ram 🤬

Y’know, why can’t there be 2 Olympics? One hosted somewhere else at the same time to just ignore and exile the US. I’m sorry the state has become a parasite leeching on the globe

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At this point, it’s more like a checklist to see how many amendments he can break.

Question: Do I have a choice on what controller I use?

For some reason, I imagined the controller scheme of a Wii and using the pointer controls to type each letter

No matter how much spray tan he uses, he could never take away Obama’s achievement of being the FIRST president of color.

Nah, I imagine bank robbers as classy. These thugs look like the “gang members” they’re so desperately scared of. They look like they’re hiding weapons in their pockets to cause public terror. They look like they’re about to jump me for being in their territory and mug me of all my belongings. They make me feel like I should avoid walking down whatever street they’re holding up.

These are straight up criminals, looking like they’re about to commit crime.

Not to demean addicts, but is this saying that addicts are much better people than RFK BECAUSE they can get clean and learn from their mistakes

*citizens can too, but only the brown ones

This is the internet, you can say fuck. It was never meant for children under 13.

Huh, this reminded me of Five Nights at Freddy’s and how even with murderous robots around, there is a safety precaution where the doors open incase power goes out.

“Habeas Corpus is that bad thing Trump wants to get rid of. How dare you question him. You get habeas corpus!”