I’d like to think they are Gregor Samsa in denial and about to come to the conclusion that they are the bug. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis

Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

Alright partner. Keep on rolling baby. You know what time it is?

It’s not a malfunction, it’s a feature

Just another day for you and me in paradise

Gotta live the limbo life

Ohhh you thought he was a man - but he was a muffin

I’ve been searching for something

Before or after taxes and social contributions?

Soy gringo tambien. Es porqueria.

It’s low budget but I’d smash.

Sounds good. Which provider do you use?

Tengo naranjas grandes para el oso y dos gardenias para ti.

Are those researchers human or is this just an Ai that’s too lazy to do the work?

Did you try the lasagna?

My man

My system recently got access to medical weed and I gotta say I should’ve broken my back a lot earlier

I offer you brownies and ask you to tell me what a substantial skill is and you insult me? Why? Reads like you might be bad company.

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I thought ‘smoking weed’ to be an obvious pars pro toto for ‘consuming marihuana’ so if we want to return to the original topic: smoking weed for a long time gives you substantial knowledge about smoking weed. When to do it, what to mix, how to roll a blunt, operate a bong or vaporiser, just how to roll a spliff in your hand on a windy beach or how to decarboxylate your shot properly. Now are these ubiquitously useful skill? Not really. Are they very useful in terms of getting very high? Absolutely.

I find the original question to be kind of silly. Of course smoking weed can be a hobby. If whisky is a hobby, weed is, too.

Please try some of my brownies and tell me about substantial skill

A good place to battle an orphan.