Right? Put that on a shirt. Watch it sell like hot cakes.

Of course! We just put it on the little shelf overhead.

Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.

I like to go old school with my turd trident.

A good start.

There can be only one!

If the armband fits…

Has anyone seen the show “Pantheon“? This is getting close to it.

"Hey, Minh! Mascra wearing Hillbilly is fondling his couch! You owe me a dollar! "

Wouldn’t Cringer have a set of fuzzy clackers? I doubt anyone in Eternia is neutering tigers.

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

Muffin is a good dog!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

My high ass was thinking it was a spoon flute. You can belt out a diddy between stirrin’s.

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

See, what people don’t realize, cactus thrive on neglect.

If you play cards, right…

How dare you, sir!