Hamen!

Hail Satan!

It’s the smell…

I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

Why?

I subbed thinking this dude has a fun science channel. But he’ll let loose with some gems like “as blunt as the head of my dick” when he talks about cutting nails with his wire cutters.

Yeah, I tell everyone that’s where my familiar drinks from.

Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.

Edit: you have to read in macho man’s voice.

This hole was meant for me!

Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.

Did you see a sign that says dead decepticon storage?

I think its just called “bouldering.”

Dear son,

Noice.

Love, dad

Fuck Yeah! Put that on the bucket list! I want to suck whale milk straight from the teat! Feed me big mama!

They could have done the equivalent the “last crusade”, but instead of Sean Connery, its Harrison Ford .