She’s gone from suck to blow!

No no no! It’s cheaper for them to pay off politicians for special rates and then pass on the cost to the consumer! Won’t you think of the poor billionaires!

Earth: look at my mighty magnetic field that pushes back the very radiation of the sun!

Wooden block: hold my beer

Um you mean greatest music ever made vinyl SIR. The hiss and pop is part of the experience!

Seriously though, I love old punk records, especially when you can find self pressed shit from the 70s. Yea the quality sucks but god damn I’d rather hear that than overproduced, built by focus group crap today /rant

Hey man, you realize everytime you turn on your stereo your couch starts sliding towards it?

Fucking humans

Umm, they are already using plastic, don’t you see the silver ABS part??? (Jk)

The gold is to protect the photons from getting micro-plastics, which we all know is in everything and will slow the photons down duh

Yes be cool, and crack open a nice, ice cold frosty one. Totally not addictive and full of 5G tracking chips.

(Jokes aside, we should all get together and start a conspiracy theory about how the government has switched from putting the 5G in vaccines to beer.)

Well that’s not true. I don’t agree with this and I’m calling you out!

This is true

GOOD! (Jk, fuck facists)

Man that was embarrassing

Pretty sure both exist

I don’t, maybe a metric fuck ton of extremely closeted “Alpha “ males would finally come out -

Yup,

They will a hundred percent buy them at full price, in a big money transfer from space x to Tesla so muck can get his trillion dollar payday that was voted in

Even better, it’s not even manual, the thing is a fucking automatic

I love speed rushing world war 3

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