Fuck the Book Burners! All hail The Hand!

I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

Having worked in entertainment, i gotta say a lot of the sound guys I’ve worked with low-key deserve a good sternum punch. Not all of them, but there’s enough douchebags to make this a happy fantasy.

Obligatory industry joke: why does thunder come after lightning?

Because even God has to wait for the sound guy.

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

I read about a rapper that apparently OD’d on fucking cheetos yesterday. I just can’t keep up with the insanity anymore.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

Is this like a tech version of The Onion? There’s no fucking way this is actually real…

Lotta 90’s stuff comes to mind:

Garbage - Special

Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

Not 90’s but:

Gorillaz -Dare

DJ Shadow/Run the Jewels -Nobody Speak

First ones that come to mind.

Looks like it’s time for Soup Containment Procedures!

It started recently on YouTube revanced. The only reason I’m still on YouTube at all is my 1500+ song playlist I’ve been curating for, i dunno, 14 years? Revanced and ublock kept me from hearing or seeing an ad for years, but this is really motivating me to just say fuck it and move on.

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

And you call a different plumber.