The US is like that now, under Trump, not just led by Trump.

Legally required tape, no Tesls sold there.

That’s not a nap that’s sleeping.

And it’s probably either tomorrow, or not. But it’s definitely not yesterday, nor is it next week.

It’s probably full of beans. If you’re unlucky, maybe even rice.

Depends on how sexy and evil. Kim Jong Un’s sister would immediately win against South Korea for example, due to the sheer amount of defectors who would cross to the north to be her warrior consorts. They’d go in and clear South Korean towns relentlessly just to grind rep. She’d gobble up Japan and swathes of China, too.

Can you people stop saying shit like this and pull out the caulk and put in ventilation meshes?

Why is the modern human suddenly better off with spiders in their room, than with maintenance and a broom?

I’d imagine they might not feel the need to elaborate with stories about how being kidnapped as the devil’s bride is miserable, unless it leads to a daring escape.

That guy is a blessing.

If this was a different administration with the intent to refocus on a different solution, I’d see some logic.

But this isn’t a smart or curious or noble administration, it’s stupid and petty and careless. This is just a stop, not a restart, not a rethink.

The Space Age is over.

People in America cringed so hard about atheism that they got a bunch of GenZ to join Christian Nationalism because apparently that’s how you become a real man with a submissive wife. And also Astrology made a massive comeback as it became cooler to be delusional than sceptical.

Half a Jeremy is a quarter of a Jeremy Bearimy.

It’s cooked to a perfect crisp, you have nothing to worry about.

Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.

Which is why you would want the EU to enter undeclared war on Switzerland, invading the country and replacing their local government, killing and arresting anyone who would resist.

Some of you European federalists seem keen to annex and rule to ensure a full and strong federation.

Fecalologist, actually.

You can’t freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.

You’re thinking of quartz.

Contact Smorty.

Sounds like a very roundabout way to make homeschooling the only option.

The conclusion of this gay teacher worry is always just banning men from being teachers because you see men as predators. Most likely because they voluntarily surround themselves with predators and encourage it.