Unfortunately, we all know how your final sentence will play out.

Life is FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNAAAAHHHHHH

This is why the Internet exists.

I do believe Mr. DeSantis should put his money where his mouth is, and have all of HIS children work these shifts, thus showing effective leadership with a prime example of how parents should treat their children.

I mean, if it’s a good policy, he wouldn’t mind making his children work, right?

You can do it again, and don’t overly focus on the obstacles, rather focus on the opportunities, and see how you can use them to overcome all of it and get there.

You can do this!

You can and you will get there. You’re already working on it. Keep your eyes on the prize, you will attain your goal!

Cancer vaccines, and a “sentient” cantaloupe as POTUS.

What a time to be alive.

He probably heard the name McDonald Island, assumed that Ronald McDonald lives there, and chose to tariff the island so Ronald will give him special access to unlimited McDoubles for free.

That should be more of an American pastime.

Yup, they have their part to play in the Bread and Circus. Incidentally, Super Mario Brothers is a great game. Many like to play Mario, but the role of Luigi is often overlooked.

For several reasons (including this one), I deactivated my Facebook account a month ago, but have kept Messenger to maintain contact with people. Does anyone have a good suggestion for a different app that functions like Messenger, but helps me divest from feeding Markie Mark my valuable user data?

The fact that Bezos folded after a short time is because Trump is just fucked enough in the head to try and destroy his business or kill him. Remember, that barely sentient cantaloupe has the might of the US military behind him.

Or could it actually be that Bezos is pissed at Trump and is sticking it to him to make him look bad?

Sometimes, things are actually as they seem. Straight paths are straight.

Interpreters gotta interpret.

Perspective is everything, perception is reality.

This reminds me of a time when I was about ten, I was going to have a bath after eating supper, but I had to clear the table and put the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink. I must have been thinking about my bath, because I put the dishes in the bathtub and was almost to the kitchen sink to have my bath before I realized my mistake.

Nineteen Eighty Four was a good year, although I was only a toddler then. The year after that is when Super Mario Brothers came out. Super Mario Brothers is a fun game. So many people love this game. Mario and Luigi are both great to play. Most people end up playing Mario. How many people want to play Luigi nowadays? Mario is fun, but we should remember Luigi too.

What an amazing likeness, this portrait is accurate.

Insert NewSpeak statement here.

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.