Calm down people, just buy less pencils and we’ll all be fine

More to the woman. My girl once complained about me leaving the seat up.

For years, I always put the seat AND the lid down.

I got my SNAP today at about 4pm pst. I have a career and work full time, but I absolutely rely on the help because I’m a single father.

I call it ringing the bell.

Sounds fun, but it kills the mood

What about roflcopter?

They usually de-laminate causing a repeating pattern, usually of the previous print.

I repair copiers for a living and love them, except for HP.

I spent enough time in the shower vigorously washing my weiner, it’s clean enough

I’ve been playing since, version 3. I think it was back in 2005 or 2006

It’s not just that, they’re easy to repair, and parts are available. I love laser printers, except for HP

Isn’t Shannon Watts… Uhhhh

Edit: I was thinking of Shanann Watts.

Turn signals?? Please elaborate

I had to do my job down in LA for 2 weeks, but they got me a hotel in Commerce.

It was awesome. I had almost no traffic getting back to my hotel while watching everyone backed up going home.

I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

Now, I’m super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

About how much time are we talkin here?

Oh! Go buy a Brother

Go buy a ThinkPad.

Don’t buy anything HP.