Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

About how much time are we talkin here?

Oh! Go buy a Brother

Go buy a ThinkPad.

Don’t buy anything HP.

I ran a full sized office photo copier off a generator once, it ran fine, but you could really hear the engine chugging when the fuser started to heat up.

I’ll never forget my first time driving in Southern California.

I was doing 85mph in a 70mph zone and a prius flew past me.

I ran a stop sign today.

In my company vehicle.

I made a friend in Garry’s Mod back in like, 2006.

We still keep in touch! I have never seen the guy, but we basically grew up together.

I wouldn’t even think twice.

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I still have this fear!

My local Safeway has a big air grate right where they keep sausage/bacon etc… I literally can’t buy those items because I’m too scared to get close to the grate, I’ll drive across town to a different store to avoid it

One of my buddies has a Stream deck button for it. Absolutely drives everyone bonkers

We did it guys!

Chloroform

I’ve been using SwiftKey since like, 2012?

I just like the custom keyboards, and it learns my mistakes when I swipe. I always carry 2 phones, so I was able to sync the 2nd phone so my swipes are already learned on that phone.

Also, there’s a snow keyboard that collect snow at the bottom of the screen as you swipe.