We wanted to watch our daily dose of Pokémon at a friend’s house but there was only a stupid movie of planes flying in skyscrapers on TV. When we wanted to complain about this to his grandfather he was watching the same movie and told us to go. So we decided the TV must be broken and played on his N64 instead. It wasn’t until next day in school I learned that the “movie” was real

Wait you’re telling me the salt shotgun of Scrooge McDuck is real?

You cowards, at this distance they can’t even hit a barn door.

And audio books

I use JWST Images from NASA. It’s a free library of fascinating high res images

He got that already got that in Moscow

Why do you think that shit was put into the waters. There were no artificial fertilizers. Dung (animal and human) was an important resource you wouldn’t want to waste. Till quite recently it was normal to collect your waste in the cesspool and than fertilize your fields with it or sell it to an farmer

Why is there still yogoslavia and the GDR on the map

Wtf? Why is there no comment by the Democratic Party? They should be furious

I could use more wealthy cousins