Couch fucking nazis

…But I killed the dinosaurs because I watched a brontosaurus eat its own shit

I was there. It was real. You’re not crazy, a lot of us went by a kinda honor code for downvotes. You had to say something very irrelevant for me to downvote.

It was the best of times for internet forums.

Better discussions and the gags were limited and not belched out repeat jokes. Yes there were inside jokes but it wasn’t like broken arms jackdaw molly rancher every damn thread. It got too popular and with that you drew the youtube comment types all trying to get the “funniest meta joke” per thread which translates to “most likes” for people not interested in genuine discussion. Couple that with echo chambers and astroturfing and well, now we’re here.

Where the fuck is my nachos gang at

People that don’t recognize the thigh slap or key jingle are the fuckin worst

What is it and where it goin’?

Me whenever someone can’t pronounce a word

They sound like losers

Netanyahu is the guy you should be asking about genocide

Edit: This mf just jinxed humanity

Depends on the amount of nukes.

Acidifying oceans also dares a cascading effect that would wipe us out.

Disease.

Also, think about globale warming. The core of the sun is 27 million degrees. 130 degrees is enough to make the surface unbearable, higher than that is going to be>!!< uninhabitable.

Also let’s not forget space is wild, meteors or GRBs can take us out instantly

Fear. Right now we’re on the edge of facing fear or succumbing to it