The ol’ Reddit Treatment

I’m down with calling him Space Karen from now on, actually.

All opposed?

Or STOP meant “stop,” not “yes daddy give me more texts”

Since when do senators diagnose shit?

Perhaps a creddit system (for gits and shiggles)

Just fuckin chuggin that koolaid

I do love how little maintenance is needed until you have to re-learn everything you forgot

Im glad this happened fast enough that I wasn’t too invested in it to leave.

Android auto does it for me. I usually tell it to play the verbatim version since the summary is wildly off usually

Thats the reason they dont have me roped into payments right now

You right. This is the second time I’ve felt the urge.

Eh not exactly

“Oops! We accidentally incorporates ads into our software! It was an honest mistake…”

I’ve never wanted to go smashing car windows in a lot until now

My problem is I sleep on all sides at any given moment. Never finding true comfort

Where do I uh… I mean what would you call uh… can I just…

A whole generation of basically disposable devices at that

What would you like me to say, “Encourages the innovative surveillance state so long as it fits their agenda”?

Sooo the party against a surveillance state creates a surveillance state. Am i getting this right?

If people get upset [over their property being vandalized] then oh well.

You sound mentally stable.

No, the difference is that people that had already been Tesla owners are likely not paying Tesla directly. Tesla got paid when they signed the documents.

Owners are paying the financial institution that fronted the money for the purchase.

Tormenting current owners does nothing but drive another wedge in society. Disuading future buyers, and offering a comparable alternative is the best you can do to intervene.

You wanna make a difference? Start pumping out infographs and stop cheering on vandalism that only gives the F-elons ammo.