He also turned the camp counselor’s face blue, and got a pumpkin stuck on his so-called friend’s head

They’re not going to “force” you to work. You always have the option of just starving to death.

From my point of view it’s the Jedi who are evil the pictures are correct, it’s the writing that is backwards.

I always heard it “Lefty loosie, righty tightie”.

Why would you show this to me, you sadist?

I honestly thought it was salsa and sour cream at first, but it can’t be…right? RIGHT‽

*lacist

Now show 'em them titties…

If we’re talking about a focus group specifically comprised of regular fast food consumers, you’re already kinda pre-selecting for the lowest common denominator.

No surprise that this segment would have lower education overall

Maybe, maybe not.

Renovation loans exist, and are often secured against the property (backed by the increased value or against equity).

So there’s a real possibility that they only increased their debt and monthly expenses without having the liquid capital for the unexpected tax payments

Mr. Cool ICE 💀

Don’t need to drop the rack, the monster will be sliced to ribbons on the aluminum razor blades the rack is made from

“Well fuck screw that!”

TIL that Elmo is a Red-Headed Vulture

Shit, did I miss 3?

I was in the bathroom…

“Gemini, what number is bigger than 125?”

I guess I’m not chronically online enough, because I have no idea what I just saw - at all.

South Park already explained how the US government determines economic policy…

https://youtu.be/dvYvQeNeq3A

Oof. Poes Law strikes again…I hope

If I’ve learned anything from movies, it’s that it is filled with vampires that wipe out entire towns during the long night…