I read some time travel short story once where science found time travel was possible, but you had no control on where you go in the universe. So they went to the only place they could get to, the big bang.

You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.

Yep, the government would say no to that name.

I am happy that here in Finland you can’t name your child whatever you want.

Looks like a company called Reeder from Turkey. The Sailfish OS is from Finland.

They remind him of the other photos they have from Epstein’s pedo paradise.

They flatter him and his business prowess and tell him that they are losing by helping him, but he is such a good negotiator.

“What are you, chicken?”

Here’s a peace deal. Europe gets Ukraine, Russia gets Hungary.

Have it form connections to all the other browsers using the extension and they all send a click.

But foreign politics less so. New government in Kenya? Not a big deal. Convicted felon and rapist shitting on the world? Annoying, but there are more important local matters.

Why would that stop them now?

Guess which government watchdog is going to be targeted for funding cuts next…

It will be a liberation, not an invasion. And anyway, not all of Europe, you can keep Portugal.

Apparently there was a study done and your happiness levels out. Like if you got a big pay bump you’d be happier for a while but then back to baseline.

My boss used this to say that we don’t need raises. I asked if we could prove it and me and her swap pays. She laughed and brushed me off.

I’ve never seen a perfect butt though. I’ve seen a great one, but it had a crack in it.

At the quantum level, there is true randomness. From there comes the understanding that one random fluctuation can change others and affect the future. There is no certainty of the future, our decisions have not been made. We have free will.

I recently found out the blood bank has an office near my favourite bar. So I’m going to give blood before a few beers and see how I go. Should be a cheap night.

Not equivalent. Let’s measure the aircraft performance by its ability to carry passengers between capital cities.

It’s baby steps and we need to encourage more investment. Not dismiss the Wright brothers for being unable to fly from New York to London after ten years of development.

It’s like people who find I don’t believe in hell asking “what’s stopping you from murdering people?”

If religion is all that’s stopping you, I’m worried.

Slightly related, I tend to look at heavily advertised products as inferior. Because really good things sell themselves, and all that marketing money ends up in the price I pay.

My first thought was the reliability. Can you rely on this new tech in a life or death situation. I didn’t even think of the batteries.