Isn’t this just…weir and tear?

bread poisoning

Oof, I remember someone once sticking a piece of bread in my sandwich in an attempt to harm me

Thankfully someone had the antidote for bread and I was fine

Can’t I stab the mold to kill it and then eat it? If that worked for what’s in the sandwich then I fail to see why it wouldn’t work for the mold

Useless? Yes. Outdated? No.

Their methods are for the purposes of pounding and subjugating weaker nations into the dirt, not a country that can actually defend itself

There’s a reason why mass shooters avoid locations with armed guards, and it’s not a coincidence it bears striking similarities to NATO behavior

Wait, you’re not supposed to pet service dogs?

Huh…if I was running a DnD campaign again I would actually totally do this; ironically my players aren’t…heroic/humble? If the townsfolk began reacting negatively to the characters, the players would just stop fighting the bad guys. Spider-man would continue helping people if they hated him as much as JJ hates him because he can’t help but be heroic, my players would not. I’d have to confine the effects of the newspaper to just the newspaper itself.

Forget tasted it, some people just flat out ate it, such as Galen Winsor

Isn’t it technically cheaper to visit now than it used to be? You only need to buy a one way ticket as you can be sent back for free now

Where’s the level 20 retired adventurers? I just see four average babushkas

“I’m having a cyclops blindingly good time!”

If this king doesn’t have access to wizards casting every defensive spell in the player’s handbook on him every single day of his life, wearing the best magical armor in the world that glamors into ordinary royal attire, with defensive wards cast around his immediate vicinity every day, and he just let adventurers stroll into his castle armed while he was being lax with all these precautions, then he deserves to get Kirked.

Yes

“Oh the monk is immune to poison?! Well hah! …I completely forgot”

I didn’t know who this person was but reading that article it just got worse and worse; yeah this guy was absolutely lousy.

In 30 years this will be a very well-studied period of human history and behavior.

Yeah like I’d take the opinion of idiots 30 years from now criticizing us when they’ll be believing empathy gives you cancer, or that retirement leads to violence; thirty years ago people were saying about us today that we’d be studying their failings and meanwhile we’re fighting off antivaxxers and people saying <insert ordinary medicine> gives you autism while we study those failings; thirty years from now those losers will be engaged in their own laughable failings, so they can get off their high horse cause they have their own laughable kooks.

That would legit be an awesome way to tell your colleagues Earth is about to be a parking spot for a meteor

I’m reminded of when a DM allowed me to throw a rock off a cliff and roll a diplomacy check to see if the dire wolf jumps after it; I succeeded with flying colors wolf

Of course not; they’ll feed them

Im going to ignore you sounding like a Nintendo rep and say that I think the poster assumes your account is locked to the console itself, which after I just checked (because that would be crazy if that was the case) is not the case but that console is considered a ‘primary console’ and that designation would have to be transferred to a different one in the event your current one breaks. I don’t think the OP knows this (and as I don’t own one myself, i didn’t initially either)

Does that mean the diet versions are unaffected?