Why not just say 2 weeks? Why 1/2 month?

They already did the trump phone and I’d argue trump steaks could qualify as trumpmart

They can’t even use proper punctuation in their error messages? Is this that AAAA+ software I keep hearing about?

I’d like to hear from all the finance bros who used the price of a Big Mac as the standard for inflation

That would be amazing if MAGA pulled a Jonestown

She wants a senate seat and was told no so now she’s doing this shit out of spite, not because she had any epiphany. She’s still just a selfish cunt

What about people who started on DOS?

Do you want me to link the wiki article? We’ve exploded 2121 nukes since 1945

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_weapons_tests

Does the ocean not count as the earth? I don’t see how you go from exploding 100 nukes will end all life on earth to over the ocean doesn’t matter

Also, does 1962 count as modern for you?

When did the guns fall silent?

Do you mean 100 all at once? Because we’ve been averaging 26.5 per year for the last 80 years

When did Pokémon go come out?

One way or another, yes

What’s $15? 2 days worth of work in prison? So the equivalent of like $150-$600 for most people

Long enough to start being concerned about the viability of the CPP for whenever you retire

Only correct answer. Auction off the chairs and tables and cutlery then burn the building down. Ask the Canadians for help. Nuremberg all the accomplices and demolish any remaining opposing monuments. Erase them from history. Learn your lesson from past mistakes or mercy. Do not give them an inch.

They didn’t support it when it was out. I bought one on release day and the hardware was better than anything else, on paper. They literally just let it die.

That joke predates Reddit even. It’s an old mIRC joke that was posted on bash.org

This is the lamest Adeptus Mechanicus cosplay I’ve ever read about.

They’re all his family and friends

They still do. General aviation still uses 100LL aka low lead