Pasta carbonara and Sweetrolls share most of their ingredients

just substitute cheese and pepper with sugar and baking powder

they wrote ass backwards ass backwards. It’s a joke, not self censorship.

It is a thing of beauty!

Not dietal calories.

The calorie numbers we assign to food, measure how much energy our body extracts from them when eaten.

In this context, plutonium is closer to 0

If we instead want to measure the actual total physical energy content of materia, we would turn to E=mc^2, telling us that a gram of anything has about 20 million kcal, no matter if its plutonium or diet coke. which is a slightly less useful value on food labels :D

Wouldn’t the sentence ‘I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-and-Chips sign’ have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

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This headline… do I smell toast?

fahrenheit temperatures in the 90s are hot temperatures

It’s not one, its several

https://www.atomicarchive.com/almanac/broken-arrows/index.html

I would presume so, yes.

Nuclear bombs are extremely stable when not armed. If you blow one up with external explosives it will just break.

Cheddar is a village in southern England
…and Maasdam is in the Netherlands

Everybody’s looking for comté

12 is not very old for an airliner, they are expected to last for 20-30 ish years.

More in some cases with proper maintenance. The air force one planes for example are almost 40.

“Harvard scientist Rachel Greene”

Everyone’s happy

not being honest doesnt mean you always lie

I mean, in an atmosphere of pure oxygen, technically…

It’s the gorillast of them all

What a terrible day to be literate

oh yeah, just giving in to opression is easier than fighting it, ain’t it?