Ahhh that explains why it’s not funny

The sun is not sentient, therefore it cannot invent or discover

Yeah I’ve seen an upsurge of people claiming sunscreen is toxic poison. Not sure where the fuck they pulled that from

If you know it’s a stupid comment, maybe don’t make it

“pasteurized cheese product” 🤢

Zeroth worth problems?

No improving the current system allowed!

Shit you got me

Then there’s 've

Shouldn’t have*

You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right! (Actually you do)

Big if true

Not the same kind of oil lol. Do not fry your food in petroleum

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Same… maybe someday

Yep. Henry was a pretty big piece of shit outside of his innovations

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Are you so mad you’re gonna go through my comment history? 😆

Damn you sure think about penis a lot