

He should be made to keep his minion pj’s on.


He should be made to keep his minion pj’s on.


It’s cool, we can pull out of/ lose to “communism” again.
This gives me hope that on an instinctual/maybe intellectual level, animals could understand an abuse of authority.
I usually don’t lie to my children. That being said, they now believe this.
And that’s how the world works 🎶
Series killers? Serial circuit?


Yeah I agree with this.
In my experience it’s hard to gauge sometimes, IRL, if someone wants a platonic/physical/romantic relationship.
Where as on a dating app one would expect people to state their interests plainly.


I imagine these are guys that you’ve encountered in the wild. It’d be really funny if you were on a dating app and simultaneously making this post.


DENNIS: I told you. We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Why? You were right

They look like scabs.
Imma need some proper examples of using this it.


Maybe they’ll bring back that other guy, wish.com Gavin newsom, I forget his name.
Why does this hit me like the beginning of hitch hikers guide to the galaxy? I get the same kinda vibe.
The anguish, the fear, it’s very metal. Accidentally a great album cover.
My brain read “Latte”. The only thing I could think of was a frother.


Welp, I found my new wifi name.
Context?