They can have him.

Y’all qaeda

Being a piece of shit seems to be a qualification requirement for Iowa government these days.

At this point, What educational standards?

I’ll take what I can get.

oh you meant lawns…cut of course I’m not a savage

I’m constantly questioning whether I’m just getting old and wary of change or if things like foldable phone screens are actually a stupid gimmicky waste of money.

Because this isn’t the Bad Place

Oh shit!

Are you forking kidding me?

I’ll switch over to something more reliable. Thanks!

So I probably shouldn’t store my MacOS time machine backups on a 250GB microSD card? (It was the only practical thing I had when I started it and I never got around to changing it)

Can I steal this? I’m going to regardless but I wanted to be polite first. ;p