Fucking gross. Maybe it’s the 250+ audiobooks I have influencing me, but the very best ones I’ve listened to transcend just turning words into sound. Sound effects, music, tone, emotion, accents, sarcasm, and god damn BLOOPERS all improve the experience beyond just hearing what is written down.

I’m against it, fuck that literal noise.

New Balance, and a quick search of their website shows they have like 24 options in your size. I’m only slightly salty that I only get 6 options in my size and width.

Have you ever considered taking up martial arts and fighting Sun Wukong?

In all seriousness, I have very wide feet and also cannot purchase shoes in store, but I found a manufacturer that sells extra, extra wide shoes and I just buy directly from them.

Sounds like your natural resistance to cars is increasing steadily.

Does that also remove the need to poop and piss?

“External Employees” sounds like a term that was invented purely to avoid paying people adequate wages or benefits.

Squirgers. Squirrel burgers.

Oh, it gets MORE fun above 100. I had mono as a teenager and was lying in bed hallucinating soldiers asking me for directions and calling me Sarge. I think I was at 104.1 at that point.

Chevron allowed to fuck up Louisiana coastline for $740 million.

Represent those you want to support with the best examples and those you want to oppose with the worst examples. Ignore that every group is made of people and people come in many distinct, unique varieties because it doesn’t fit your narrative.

Because the British drawing perfectly straight lines has never caused problems for other countries.

That’s pretty good, but I really love the Geoff Castellucci version.

Oh good, the option is still there but it now requires jumping through EVEN MORE hoops than before.

I think that is actually pretty common. If not, your DNS queries would need to go through your ISP and they could interpret what you are doing from them. You could manually configure DNS settings to route to a trusted source, which could address both.

The article lists it at $67 for 9,000mah.

That’s the Riddler; observe the question marks on the tie.

I think a lot of food industry machines do. I was surprised when I first saw an on-demand milkshake machine have an issue and an employee just held the corner of the touchscreen until it closed the interface and showed Ubuntu’s desktop.

11%.

Assuming I’m the same person I am today, then I would probably want to know more. “Dangerous” isn’t a cause it’s an effect; I want to know why it’s dangerous. Then I want to know what can be done to change that.

B&H is one of my favorite vendors, but god damn do they go overboard with the air cushions in their packages.