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That’s sure to get a rise outta the police

If anything, the force will probably make it worse. Why not just kick the unstable, explosive battery that’s now stuck in place.

Dumb idea.

I’ll go against the grain on this one, I actually think something akin to this is the right approach.

“Protect the children” will have to go somewhere, it’s not going to just die. Getting kids devices, with locked down access is better than the ridiculous changes to the internet that are being planned.

This might not be the right implementation, but I think the idea is along the right lines… or at least, the least worst option.

This was intentional. Nobody writes journalist@definitelynotthemilitaryemail.com instead of specific-name@militaryemailthatwealwaysuse.com

Protect whistleblowers

I get it the least

Maybe they use an umbrella hat?

I would like it to be like in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

“At the sound of the cann…” BOOM

Sounds like a skill issue. Just need to be careful how you wash it, don’t leave it wet and re-season every now and then. None of that takes any more time than going to the shop to replace the teflon pan that’s gotten chipped.

If it’s looked after, lasts several lifetimes

As a Brit… … yeah actually

Better late than never

Still doesn’t stop them being used against you. If they’re published by “choice” I think that’s easier on the soul, if still painful.

You guys took James Corden off our hands for years, seems only fair.

Meh, it’s just software

Maybe I’m lacking imagination here, but how exactly would… …

“I’m planting landmines on my own land, which would only go off if someone decides to invade”

NOT be defence?