The older I get, the more I want to be a lesbian. Thank you for this post.

laughs in American living in Germany

Guys will not be neutral until a man can say he fucked two guys last night and mean women.

My current job so far. I’m 38 and been there for two years.

Copied from a comment while ago: We’ve got free local artisan coffee, organic fruit, mineral water, and beer. We turn the kitchen table into a ping pong table with a net after lunch for however long people want to use it and people do. At 17:00 everyone’s got a beer on their desk and by 18:00 the doors are locked and the lights are out. One Thursday a month the table is used for beer pong after work and we play card games like Exploding Kittens.

I’ve never worked an hour over my full-time requirements (ever), I get unlimited sick leave and no one shames me for missing a week as long as I call in properly. 31 Vacation days and company parties are nice too, plus paid travel time and nice hotel rooms. Also I’ve never made more money in my life and we’re all getting extra bonuses to cover the unexpected inflation.

Oh and I can work from home four days a week if I want to. Gotta come in that one day, but it’s a fifteen minute walk from my house so that’s just fine for me. I come in on Tuesdays because that’s when the company orders lunch for everyone (just one day a week but still cool).

It was, thank you so much!

Thank you!

Getting over my cold so I can be a productive little worker drone by Monday

Good point

Uh kiddie porn for example

It won’t be gender neutral until a straight man can say he hooked up with some dude last night and not be assumed gay.

They say au naur out loud

Tyyy

I was walking through the city at night smoking a (now legal) joint with a friend and talking and suddenly it occurred to me that none of what I was doing was against any rules and that society was literally built by adults and for adults.

Only accepts US phone numbers, so probably not for US citizens living abroad.