Iamsqueegee

Gorilla and crocodile.

Try A1 and ketchup! Gives the BBQ sauce a nice tangy zip.

Is this from Jock Strapulon vs The Mons Venus?

It’s a SCHOONER!

“Stay outta my TV!” - Texas “Your uterus is my business.” - Also Texas

Some hard, pipe-hitting motherfuckers, I’d wager.

Aw, man! Jimmy Buffet, too? I guess he liked his young’uns with a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.

Never had loveandlemons.com let us down.

…and it was wrong.

I’ve not watched this yet, but that is terrifying.

Thanks! Completely forgot about Ferd’nand! New rabbit hole unlocked.

Maybe don’t base the economy on e-waste?

Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

Trump never paid to have a garbanzo on his chest.

I am both amazed and disappointed it’s taken this long for me to learn how to sing AC/DC. It was Marge all along.

AC/DC and CCR come to mind. Doesn’t bother me though. It’s the audio equivalent to eating a bag of Doritos. The flavor doesn’t change, but every now and then there’s one with a little more powder on it.

Hooray! say the neigh-sayers.

To be fair, it might also be a horse. And that is pretty mind blowing.

Unless you have a middle-school picture ID, or are accompanied by a parent or youth minister.

Ken’t

Hamhattan