Thankfully fireball exists

Do you really think Western intelligence officials would just lie about stuff like that

Yeah actually Russia just has 2 dudes who commute to the EU on a rotating bi-weekly schedule to blow up bridges and power infrastructure. This change will stop that in it’s tracks!

This is true for most fad health things. They come from a place of “this is good for one hyper specific medical outcome” and then extrapolate to “this is good for literally all medical outcomes”

I am significantly kinkier than the average person and do not know what CNC is what is it I know about the machine that cuts things already thank you.

Everyone thinks this is me in my game for many totally legit reasons but it’s definitely not. I just enjoy making them think it’s me

I’m trying

I love all the genuine news we saw on Hexbear and ML about the parade and meetings…their outcomes, analysis of military capabilities, comparisons between this parade and other recent ones…genuine real information and news.

And then over here on lemmy dot zip we get “ZOMG EVIL SISSYPEE LEADER WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL?” Like first off how is that news. Second off it makes complete sense for 2 world leaders to be talking about their countries advancements in science. The fear mongering is comical especially alongside the complete lack of any actual real news about it being posted here.

This comm is like the tabloid section of a magazine stand and it’s hilarious

Ontologically evil creatures as sole justifications for being villains are boring and anyone who defends their existence is too uncreative to be playing tabletop RPGs

Same, that’s how I learned about them, my mom had to figure out what they were so I wasn’t afraid to play in the yard!

They’re terrifying in real life though because they look and sound like GIANT bees. But then when you see them chilling by a flower you realize they’re actually just big ol softies

I think everyone who wants all of their mRNA removed from their bodies should be allowed to do that

So basically you’re just a troll who knows nothing and enjoys upsetting other humans. You’re proud of that? Neat

I see. So you aren’t informed and don’t care, but you do care enough to “sure bud” me as if you know about the news and care about the news? Do you have hobbies?

What makes you think that this is real?

We take our fake news comm very seriously and ask that all fake news be contained within

me_irsnail

You should ask Grok to expand on this for you, I’m sure it’ll be totally fine and definitely won’t go into MechaHitler mode